DID SOMEONE SAY
RED?
DID SOMEONE SAY
YELLOW?
DID SOMEONE SAY
ORANGE?
DID SOMEONE SAY
GREEN?
DID SOMEONE SAY
BROWN?
DID SOMEONE SAY
BLUE?
"Everything is under control"
"Inside everyone there's a little nut."
"I'm a dead man"
"I melt for no one"
"The fact is, it doesn't get better than the original™"
"Never let 'em see you melt."
AGE
He says 30-something, but we're checking on it.
GENDER
Male
WEIGHT
Perfect for his shell size
TURN-ONS
When people blindly follow his advice
BEST FEATURE
Genius IQ & physical prowess (the best of both worlds)
SHORTCOMINGS
Thinks he knows more than he does.
HIDDEN TALENTS

Turns simple chores into complicated tasks.

Marvelous eyebrows.

AGE
Unknown, but he's in touch with his inner child.
GENDER
Male
WEIGHT
Around average…for a peanut with milk chocolate padding.
LIKES
Pretty ladies and fluffy things.
BEST FRIEND
Red, because he seems to know a lot.
SHORTCOMINGS
Nice guys finish last.
APPEARANCE
Plump, yellow, and all smiles.
BEST ATTRIBUTE
Sees the good in everything.
AGE
Old enough to know better.
GENDER
Female
WEIGHT
How dare you!
LIKES
Simple candlelit dinners...in Paris.
DISLIKES
Men and women who stare.
SHORTCOMINGS
Can sometimes be intimidating.
BEST ATTRIBUTE
Honey, I can't even choose. That's your job.
APPEARANCE
Beauty of this magnitude can't be described in words.
AGE
Old enough.
GENDER
Male
WEIGHT
Let's just say he keeps fit.
TURN-ONS
Moonlit nights, jazz, the ladies.
TURN-OFFS
Squares, man...squares.
HIDDEN TALENT
Can outfox the would-be snack fiends.
APPEARANCE
If you're lucky, he just might make one.
BEST ATTRIBUTE
Confidence.
AGE
Stress makes him look older than he is.
GENDER
Male
WEIGHT
He doesn't eat. He doesn't even sleep.
BEST ATTRIBUTE
Always aware of his surroundings.
TURN-OFFS
People who want to eat him (a turn-off for anyone)
DREAM
To be on the endangered species list.
SHORTCOMINGS
Thinks everyone is after him. (He's probably right!)
AGE
We didn't dare ask.
GENDER
Female
WEIGHT
Significantly lower than her IQ.
TURN-ONS
Power.
TURN-OFFS
The color red.
HIDDEN TALENT
Always being right.
APPEARANCE
Sexy Sophisticated.
BEST ATTRIBUTE
Her big beautiful brain.